Brief Encounter

"Thanks to Lulu from Milton for sending us this frightening but short film sequence. Do not watch if you are of a nervous disposition or suffer from a chronic heart condition. You have been warned".

Government Health Warning - Swans can seriously damage your health.

"As of 18:00 hours GMT, the population of the United Kingdom is advised that no old, vulnerable or crumb carrying person should go within 2 metres of a mute swan. All waterways will be locked down in England and loched down in Scotland for at least 12 weeks" said Doris Swanson (Government spokesperson)

Many thanks to Mrs Trellis of North Wales for sending us this scary photograph taken in the Lake District last summer.

Outrage on Swan Observance Day

"Swan hijacks two police officers and a police car in daring daylight caper"

Thanks  to 'Big Willie' from Chalkwell for sending us this chilling photograph from the Basildon, Canvey and Southend Echo. Have swans no shame? This mute bastard didn't even bother to wear a mask!

Happy Birthday Joe wherever you are!