Our womenfolk are no longer safe after Swans go all territorial at this well known East Anglian retreat for the older person who may or may not be socially distanced.
Who would have thought that a nice sedate afternoon walk could change so suddenly?
Who could have anticipated a 'Swan related incident' at a Bird Reserve?
What has the countryside come to?
It is never like this on 'Country File' !
" The smaller ones wearing 'grey camouflage' are the worst you cannot see them as easily as the white ones Irene"
"You haven't been baking this morning have you ? If they detect a whiff of bread we are both in a whole world of pain Anita"
