Sunday, August 16, 2020

The Swan Tap a Celebration of British Culture


The Swan Tap - Kidderminster - noted for its 'cask conditioned ales and selected grills'
Thanks once again to Lulu from Milton for sending the above image of this slightly 'off-piste' public house sign. Interesting facts associated with the Swan Tap:

  • Christine Keeler never worked here as a barmaid in the 1960s and 1970s 
  • Does a proper 24/7 'Full English' featuring the patriotic 'British Sausage' - on a plate!
  • Function room with integral 'Cross of St George bunting', available for wakes and other family celebrations.
  • 'old the bells Fred! is written on the wall below the urinal cistern in the Gentlemen's Cloakroom.
  • Casual racism, darts, misogyny and cribbage friendly.
  • "Wonderful facilities for the disabled" - Joe Roberts.
  • Its only - 'banter in a bun''  - chlorinated bar snacks are freely available during 'happy hour' when you purchase a British Pint. 
  • All Premier League matches are shown on the largest plasma screen in Kidderminster.
  • "It is medically impossible to catch Covid 19 on licensed premises whilst consuming alcohol ". - Boris the resident lounge bar Physician.
  • No swans are allowed on the premises under any circumstances (unless accompanied by Mr Cummings).
  • 'British Curry Night' every Thursday.

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