"Many thanks to Paul and Kevin of Bungay for sending the editorial team at NBBD this truly 'trubblin' nee 'alarmin' screenshot image of Cyril. Apparently this bastard turns up at cricket matches and 'kicks off'! What a tosser !
Look at the size of that bloody beak! You couldn't hide that behind a 'Nonce Mask'!
I am getting worried that Swans may have thrown their collective feathered support behind Nigel the Coot 🦆 in his own personal quest to hog the breadcrumbs and pursue a popularist program in banning all avian migration into the UK. There is no doubting Nigel is a greedy opportunistic and well feathered bastard🦆!
Of course we may be witnessing a short term movement of 'swans' to the 'dark side'🦆 occasioned by the recent drought. Let's hope so and that traditional British rain, often associated with cricket, brings a return to better avian behaviour 🦢🦢🦢🦢🦢!
If swans have bern permanently reformed then the Team here at NBBD may have to review the 'Nice' bit! 😱
We all may only travel hopefully whilst remaining ever alert when carrying a bag of breadcrumbs in close proximity to inland bodies of water". The editor of NBBD.
